The Watch House: Everybody Knows
Dec. 22nd, 2012 02:40 pmAn example of an idea that ended up growing in the telling... and a look at an episode of Season 8, were there such a thing.
We open on Milli running full-tilt down a dark alley, sword drawn, out into a square - looking up just as a vampire drops out of a tree and steps back to stop it landing on her. It leaps to its feet and aims a kick at her head, she ducks, grabs its ankle and spins it around, swings her sword as it tries to get back up. BOOM.
Then a light comes on behind her.
Voice: Miss Blackhurst?
Milli: Uh...?
She turns and sees a reporter and cameraman looking at her.
Reporter: Is this latest vampire attack part of a pattern?
Milli: Er...?
--
Cut to a shot from the camera POV, with a BBC News caption underneath:
Millicent Blackhurst, Watcher’s Council
Reporter: What can you tell our viewers about this particular cult?
Milli: Um...?
--
Is this a natural event caused by Harmony outing vampires (and Clem) nudging the setting in a True Blood kinda direction? Or is this some mystical denial-filter-remover?
And either way, who made those Keep Calm And Carry On style posters?
(thanks to Keep Calm And Carry On.)
--
Escher: Well. It would appear that the hidden occult world of the supernatural, er... isn’t.
--
David Dimbleby: Tonight, Question Time comes from Cambridge, centre of the Watcher controversy. The Watchers’ Council has been the self-appointed defender of humanity for centuries. But has their policy of secrecy and denial done more harm than good? With me tonight to discuss this are Sir James Morton from the Ministry of Defence, lecturer on medieval history and senior Watcher Michael Henry Escher, vampire rights activist Victoria Valdermar, Witch Alliance representative Janet Shadowborn, and the Guardian science journalist Alok Jha.
--
(Isn’t she dead? Shhh.)
--
Happy Holidays, all.
We open on Milli running full-tilt down a dark alley, sword drawn, out into a square - looking up just as a vampire drops out of a tree and steps back to stop it landing on her. It leaps to its feet and aims a kick at her head, she ducks, grabs its ankle and spins it around, swings her sword as it tries to get back up. BOOM.
Then a light comes on behind her.
Voice: Miss Blackhurst?
Milli: Uh...?
She turns and sees a reporter and cameraman looking at her.
Reporter: Is this latest vampire attack part of a pattern?
Milli: Er...?
--
Cut to a shot from the camera POV, with a BBC News caption underneath:
Millicent Blackhurst, Watcher’s Council
Reporter: What can you tell our viewers about this particular cult?
Milli: Um...?
--
Is this a natural event caused by Harmony outing vampires (and Clem) nudging the setting in a True Blood kinda direction? Or is this some mystical denial-filter-remover?
And either way, who made those Keep Calm And Carry On style posters?
(thanks to Keep Calm And Carry On.)
--
Escher: Well. It would appear that the hidden occult world of the supernatural, er... isn’t.
--
David Dimbleby: Tonight, Question Time comes from Cambridge, centre of the Watcher controversy. The Watchers’ Council has been the self-appointed defender of humanity for centuries. But has their policy of secrecy and denial done more harm than good? With me tonight to discuss this are Sir James Morton from the Ministry of Defence, lecturer on medieval history and senior Watcher Michael Henry Escher, vampire rights activist Victoria Valdermar, Witch Alliance representative Janet Shadowborn, and the Guardian science journalist Alok Jha.
--
(Isn’t she dead? Shhh.)
--
Happy Holidays, all.
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Jun. 6th, 2012 06:36 pmRay Bradbury has died, aged 91. He was one of the good ones.
Why he wrote about Mars, from just two days ago.
Why he wrote about Mars, from just two days ago.
An old fairytale you've never read
Mar. 6th, 2012 11:10 pmA collection of five hundred fairytales compiled a hundred and fifty years ago has been found in Germany, some not collected elsewhere such as The Turnip Princess.
A Buffy Season, By Me, For You
Nov. 26th, 2011 08:09 pmNot my subtlest plug ever. 10,000 words on running Buffy games, episode by episode.
Drawing from The Watch House, the Band On The Run PBP and the Nationals rewiring of it, and more.
Go. Read. Comment.
Please?
Drawing from The Watch House, the Band On The Run PBP and the Nationals rewiring of it, and more.
Go. Read. Comment.
Please?
The Skies They Were Ashen And Sober
Part of A Night In The Lonesome October. Hey, it's still October where the organiser is!
Last one. Couldn't resist.
Part of A Night In The Lonesome October. Hey, it's still October where the organiser is!
Last one. Couldn't resist.
Milli's breath steams as she looks around a snowy woodland.
William makes a face as Charlotte hands him their baby and goes into a shop with baubles and fake snow in the window display.
Natalie waves for a porter to bring a pile of wrapped gifts to her car.
Andy tries to start a fire.
Milli turns and draws her sword as something that looks rather like a snowman rises out of the drift and lunges at her.
The Watch House
In The Bleak Midwinter
William makes a face as Charlotte hands him their baby and goes into a shop with baubles and fake snow in the window display.
Natalie waves for a porter to bring a pile of wrapped gifts to her car.
Andy tries to start a fire.
Milli turns and draws her sword as something that looks rather like a snowman rises out of the drift and lunges at her.
The Watch House
In The Bleak Midwinter
A self plug
Oct. 15th, 2010 04:30 pmSince it's so far drawn zero comment, a reminder that I yammer about gaming a bit more over here.
Yes, I called it The Watch House.
Also out there, and this drawing comment due to plugs at the DWAITAS officially unofficial forum, my Who gaming miniblog.
Yes, I called it The Watch House.
Also out there, and this drawing comment due to plugs at the DWAITAS officially unofficial forum, my Who gaming miniblog.
Joss Whedon at the Sydney Opera House
Aug. 30th, 2010 12:42 amYeah, 1600-seat arena packed out.
I was gonna give you the Cliff Notes, about where ideas come from and "the dark place" and avatars and fear and helplessness and respect and Sondheim but Crypto on WHEDONesque has us covered pretty good there.
Also, I totally want to see Rhonda The Immortal Waitress.
I was gonna give you the Cliff Notes, about where ideas come from and "the dark place" and avatars and fear and helplessness and respect and Sondheim but Crypto on WHEDONesque has us covered pretty good there.
Also, I totally want to see Rhonda The Immortal Waitress.
Apparently I write like a bunch of people. Not always the people I'm trying to write like, since testing it on biggish LJ entries my random musing about making a fake Lord Of The Rings trailer is like H.P. Lovecraft while my deliberate H.P. Lovecraft pastiche is like Jack London. And it seems to kick up Dan Brown if you mention Rosslyn Chapel. Or running. And Douglas Adams by saying "dunno".
And meanwhile, National Anthems, part two. Nothing quite as stunning Bosnia/Herzegovina, but the Ecuador anthem would totally work as described.
And meanwhile, National Anthems, part two. Nothing quite as stunning Bosnia/Herzegovina, but the Ecuador anthem would totally work as described.
Big Finish seeking pitches again.
Feb. 10th, 2010 04:24 pmThis time for audiobook short stories (rather than plays) with a more open remit.
And sensibly keeping the deadline distant as they're still looking through those 1200 pitches they got.
And sensibly keeping the deadline distant as they're still looking through those 1200 pitches they got.
I just got done reading The Writer's Tale: The Final Chapter and while I don't agree with everything it's full of funny, clever, touching, reassuring with the writer's block and the frustration and the rethinking and the getting-a-cold-when-you're-done. And, oh yes, story ideas. Which I will be stealing. This was nearly the 2009 Easter special, for example.
Not as shiny and full-colour and big and sumptuous as the hardback, obviously. And hardly any doodles in the new 300 pages. But still, liked it, liked it.
Not as shiny and full-colour and big and sumptuous as the hardback, obviously. And hardly any doodles in the new 300 pages. But still, liked it, liked it.
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Jan. 20th, 2010 01:00 pmBig Finish Audio looking for a 25-minute story for the Fifth Doctor and Nyssa.
I have no idea what Nyssa talks like, but hey.
I have no idea what Nyssa talks like, but hey.
Slightly less inevitable Doctor Who post
Jan. 1st, 2010 10:25 pmWatching The End while planning a game got me thinking about beginnings.
( Pointless rambling ahoy! )
So I'm hoping Matt Smith's first episode is a good jumping-on point.
( Pointless rambling ahoy! )
So I'm hoping Matt Smith's first episode is a good jumping-on point.
(This is my subconscious's idea of what a Neil Gaiman Doctor Who story would look like. In my imagination, it took the onset of a war to get him to say he'd written one. I rather doubt such a story would happen, but it's the start of a good story hook anyway.)
An author is signing his new book, when a little man who looks a bit like Albert Einstein but not really says, in a voice that isn't like Einstein's at all, "could you write 'half-witted'? You invented it, after all. Very clever." The author looks at him, confused.
"Oh, is it something you'd heard before?"
"Uh, yes... quite common where I come from."
"Oh, well, it was news to me."
So the author goes back to his flat, pulls out his big dictionary, looks up 'half-witted' and there it is. Not there.
Someone is removing words.
(Dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum...)
An author is signing his new book, when a little man who looks a bit like Albert Einstein but not really says, in a voice that isn't like Einstein's at all, "could you write 'half-witted'? You invented it, after all. Very clever." The author looks at him, confused.
"Oh, is it something you'd heard before?"
"Uh, yes... quite common where I come from."
"Oh, well, it was news to me."
So the author goes back to his flat, pulls out his big dictionary, looks up 'half-witted' and there it is. Not there.
Someone is removing words.
(Dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum...)
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Sep. 3rd, 2009 08:31 pmPlodding back home in the rain after getting a paper, I got to idly thinking about doing an RPGnet column about kitchen-sink games. Start with defining terms, look at some examples in gaming and other media, talk about what players and GMs can bring to a game where just about anything can happen, look at some specific issues in an anything-goes game (the first example I came up with was the Revolving Door Of Death). It might get pretty ramblin', but after five and a half years of a huge kitchen sink and then going to GM games where I deliberately limited what would fit into the setting, I feel I could ramble interestingly. What say you, gentle readers?
And while we're here, on a sorta-related note: Buffy Episodes based on Jonathan Coulton songs/titles by The Unshaven. I am sincerely flattered. Hopefully SteveD will be sincerely sincerely flattered.
And while we're here, on a sorta-related note: Buffy Episodes based on Jonathan Coulton songs/titles by The Unshaven. I am sincerely flattered. Hopefully SteveD will be sincerely sincerely flattered.
Oh, bugger, yeah.
Jul. 2nd, 2008 10:03 pmHands up who forgot about WoAdWriMo.
Should I? If I should, what should I? There ain't enough Buffy Episodes out there, of course...
Should I? If I should, what should I? There ain't enough Buffy Episodes out there, of course...
Nonexistent story meme
Nov. 17th, 2007 01:30 pmAround again, snagged from
bodybag_pilgrim:
I really liked this one last time around, so I figure, why not do it again?
Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story.
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I really liked this one last time around, so I figure, why not do it again?
Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you one sentence from that story.