craigoxbrow: (TWH)
An example of an idea that ended up growing in the telling... and a look at an episode of Season 8, were there such a thing.

We open on Milli running full-tilt down a dark alley, sword drawn, out into a square - looking up just as a vampire drops out of a tree and steps back to stop it landing on her. It leaps to its feet and aims a kick at her head, she ducks, grabs its ankle and spins it around, swings her sword as it tries to get back up. BOOM.

Then a light comes on behind her.

Voice: Miss Blackhurst?
Milli: Uh...?

She turns and sees a reporter and cameraman looking at her.

Reporter: Is this latest vampire attack part of a pattern?
Milli: Er...?

--

Cut to a shot from the camera POV, with a BBC News caption underneath:
Millicent Blackhurst, Watcher’s Council

Reporter: What can you tell our viewers about this particular cult?
Milli: Um...?

--

Is this a natural event caused by Harmony outing vampires (and Clem) nudging the setting in a True Blood kinda direction? Or is this some mystical denial-filter-remover?

And either way, who made those Keep Calm And Carry On style posters?

(thanks to Keep Calm And Carry On.)

--

Escher: Well. It would appear that the hidden occult world of the supernatural, er... isn’t.

--

David Dimbleby: Tonight, Question Time comes from Cambridge, centre of the Watcher controversy. The Watchers’ Council has been the self-appointed defender of humanity for centuries. But has their policy of secrecy and denial done more harm than good? With me tonight to discuss this are Sir James Morton from the Ministry of Defence, lecturer on medieval history and senior Watcher Michael Henry Escher, vampire rights activist Victoria Valdermar, Witch Alliance representative Janet Shadowborn, and the Guardian science journalist Alok Jha.

--

(Isn’t she dead? Shhh.)

--

Happy Holidays, all.
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Hypothesis: Bill Gates was visited by three spirits.
craigoxbrow: (grinny)
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Feliz Navidad! Joyous Yule! Mazel Tov! It's Doctor Who Tonight! Select as applicable.
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The Beeb's required Xmas ghost story came from Henry James rather than M.R. James. Pretty low-key, relying a lot on people standing in the distance out of focus. Nice cast, well shot, etc., s'alright but very much a 'quiet night in' story, not a 'break the internet in two' one.

Of course, next year they can just let Steven Moffat do it as the Doctor Who Christmas special.
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Part of BBC1's attempt to put a new genre show on just about every night between one episode of The End Of Time and the other, a new Day Of The Triffids. Well, after a fashion. Fans of the book are mad grumpy.

The giant killer thistles take the role of the zombies in early Romero, as a thing that looms at the edge and causes society to collapse in entertaining matters. Mostly it's an action riff on Blindness (which was a thoughtful riff on the blindness aspect of the book, kinda). It has Eddie Izzard being cheerfully villainous, a Neil Marshal alumna in a sadly minor role, children with guns, the Wilhelm scream and more.

Far from a classic for the ages, but issa laugh.
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Merry Christmas, if appropriate! From a snowy city home to... (thinks of Edinburgh-related Christmas story)... The Blue Carbuncle.

If not appropriate, Merry New Doctor Who Day!
craigoxbrow: (grinny)
Okay, I just saw BBC1's Christmas ident on TV for the first time.

That's...

I shudder to think how they're going to manage to push Matt Smith.

Ding-Dong!

Dec. 12th, 2009 11:39 am
craigoxbrow: (grinny)
Beaker, Animal And The Swedish Chef present The Carol of The Bells
craigoxbrow: (TWH)
I'd show you the TWH figure backing cards that I just emailed out as Christmas cards, but they contain MASSIVE SPOILERS. Sorry all.

Gods willing, new episode online by New Year.

(And wasn't the swordfight in Doctor Who rubbish? ;) )
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Nice straightforward gifts to Ian, Nicola and Chris. Family Fluxx to the former, as they're a family, and Raising Arizona to Chris, as I figured the later funny Coen movies were more of a risk (but they would, in fact, have been perfectly safe). I duly received two books, wrapped. More on these later.

Discussion of Super Squad action figrues for birthdays. I mean, if they make figures of Wonder Man and Man-Thing, finding bases would hardly be difficult...
craigoxbrow: (grinny)
Round at The Gamer Flat (and I'd just like to point out that there was a perfect opportunity to play Apples To Apples and Fluxx there) for mulled wine, mince pies and the unwrapping of gifts. Of course, I actually handed over Jake and Andy the night before chez Jamie.

Milli with jacket and sword

Milli with bare arms and crossbows

Jake with sword and stake

Jake with guitar

Andy, with nothin'. Werewolf Andy to follow.

Due to the vagaries of time and work, and my own general vagaries, I haven't gotten a shot of Milli and Jake together yet either, or Milli and Escher for that matter. Something to do in the second round of pics, once William is completed, Natalie and Matthew are stuck together, and I have access to more megapixels of camera-fu. By which time I'll hopefully have found a suitable figure to make Victoria as well, since the series needs some bad guys...

I also didn't get a shot of the a|State miniature, as presented to Malcolm, or Kat with her copy of Fluxx. And hereby note my Winter Solstice resolution - finally going to take my CD of Australian photos and get them all printed, so I can take 120 shots off my memory card and stop having to mess around with about a dozen free shots when I go to things, if I remember to upload the shots from the last thing I went to... (And yes, I did ask at the photography gallery and studio where I work, oddly enough. If I want bigass frameable prints they're worth it... maybe for a few shots...)

So what did I get? Oh-oh-oh, what did I get? The Serenity soundtrack and a book called My Computer Hates Me prove that Cat has been listening to both my subtle hints and my rants about the computer, The Warriors on DVD from Derek, which is great and deeply strange (and involves a small group of guys walking through the deserted back alleys of a city and fighting various groups of strange-looking villians... hmm...) And, lest we forget, Malcolm gave me a lump of coal. And not even a real one.

And as a gift to those of you who read all of that, Uncle Joss explains what 'closure' means, despite what Entertainment Weekly seems to think.

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