orly?

[craigoxbrow]

So on the sides of phone booths (not buses or bus hoardings - phone booths) is a poster for a non-hyped starring-nobody horrorer called The Orphan. Apparently "there's something wrong with Esther" and "you'll never guess her secret".

Is it, perhaps, that... she's evil?



She's evil.
She's not evil.
She's a bit evil.
She contains evil parts.
She's not evil but her secret twin / imaginary friend / reflection / shadow / doll / hair is.
She killed her parents.
She ate her parents.
She is her parents. (Not sure how that works.)
She's older than she looks.
She's younger than she looks.
She's larger than she looks but standing further away!
She's a man, baby, a man!
She's a bit deaf in one ear.
She has a deadly allergy to green rocks from space.
She can pop out her eyes and put them back in the other sockets.
She's a vampire.
She's a werewolf.
She's a mage.
She's a monkey ninja robot pirate.
She does it all with mirrors.
She's from the future.
She's not an orphan, she has a surviving parent but they don't speak.
She's wafer-thin.
She'll be better in her next role.
She's Luke's father.
She's able to walk.
She's a sledge.
She let a dingo eat yo' baby.
She is not an animal! She is a human being!
She's the lost heir to Emperor Norton of California.
She sells sanctuary.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
She can imitate a fax well enough to fool telephone exchanges.
She's casing the orphanage to tunnel through to the federal bullion depository next door.
She created Rickrolling.
She's really lit that way, due to a tiny light always floating above her head to make her look sinister.
She has all her own teeth.
She has all someone else's teeth.
She thinks she's all that, but she's... not!

Did I get it?