From the makers of Bridget Jones, Vampire Slayer...

The Very Secret Diaries Of Underworld

Craig: Be sure to include a cheap gag about half the characters' names being a tad on-the-nose.
Steve: It's like Dickens, but it goes up to eleven.

So she honked off Jim Morrison Features by bringing human over. No clue why. Still, turned out he had a bloody big werew-Lycan bite. Can't have missed that.
Jumped onto ceiling and hissed at him. Slightly embarrassing. Chipped a nail. Arse.

Kickin' ass with both feet!

Since this tale grew in the telling:

The Watch House
Episode 1.9: A Night Like This
Episode 1.10: The Watchtower

Next time, a nice simple Monster of the Week.

Oh, yes. Nice and simple.