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2010-01-28 11:50 pm
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And now for something I actually find cheering and surprising.

AXE COP!

A comic written by a five-year-old and drawn by his generation-older brother.
craigoxbrow: (Default)
2010-01-26 01:26 am
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If I smoked, I would so get one of this week's Warren Ellis T-Shirt Of The Week.

Still tempted to get a Where's My -Ing Coffee mug too
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2009-12-23 01:11 pm
craigoxbrow: (Mal)
2009-11-28 11:01 pm

Overheard in a Camarilla classroom. (Or: remember when the Sabbat were an unknown?)

"Why were the Anarchs even fighting us? Why wouldn't they look to be more civilized?"
"I hear they're diablerists!"
"That's only Sabbat."
"Sabbat aren't real!"
"Full well they are!"
craigoxbrow: (grinny)
2009-09-22 01:52 pm
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"World War I broke out around 1912–1914."

Yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] artbroken: "Possibly as an act of vengeance, a history professor--compiling, verbatim, several decades' worth of freshman papers--offers some of his students’ more striking insights into European history from the Middle Ages to the present."

The Popes, of course, were usually Catholic.

It's copyrighted 1983, which explains some of the more glaring spelling errors as coming from a time before Word, although it wouldn't catch the one about wars both foreign and infernal.
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2009-07-30 07:03 pm
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orly?

So on the sides of phone booths (not buses or bus hoardings - phone booths) is a poster for a non-hyped starring-nobody horrorer called The Orphan. Apparently "there's something wrong with Esther" and "you'll never guess her secret".

Is it, perhaps, that... she's evil?

Well, maybe one of these then. )

Did I get it?
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2009-06-05 05:06 pm

Not just A Final Destination, it's THE Final Destination

From the director of the immortal Snakes On A Plane: How very definitive of it.

(Note to self: finish off Dead In The Water, and its PCs, before its August release date.)

And if you're not interested in that for some strange reason, please accept Han Solo, P.I. via [livejournal.com profile] dalziel_86
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2009-03-20 05:20 pm
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Battlestar Galactica reaches its stunning conclusion. (Not really.)

From ballpoint at the Ten Ton Studios sketch challenge, which I might join sometime were I ever less lazy and slack, and more good.
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2009-03-14 12:45 pm
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RND09

So we raised fifty-seven million quid. That's pretty good.

Our boy Tennant acquited himself well in the first hosting run with Davina McCall, and made a white suit work for him.

About the only pre-shot thing that actually made me laugh was Armstrong And Miller And Mitchell And Webb.

And we got to see Ronnie Corbett fall off the treadmill from a different angle.
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2009-03-11 08:53 pm
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2009-01-13 06:32 pm
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A reminder of something Chris said a millennium ago.

"Shit."
"What?"
"Stormtroopers."
"No..."
"Yes."
"Shit!"
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2008-12-16 06:35 pm
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2008-11-19 04:00 pm

Latest news from a world gone mad

Re-Animator: the Series

A college comedy with mad science and zombies set at Miskatonic University. Featuring young Herbert West, his roommate Randy Carter, BMOC Crawford Tillinghast and the "smokin' hot" daughter of Henry Armitage.

That revving sound you can hear is Lovecraft spinning fast enough to light up Providence.

This sounds... awesome.
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2008-11-14 07:44 pm
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2008-11-10 06:23 pm
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The Great British Zombie Speed Debate

Following Dead Set, Simon Pegg put a three-page op-ed in the Guardian about how zombies should walk. Containeth Spoilage.

Today, Dead Set auteur Charlie Brooker spent more than half of his weekly column in a rebuttal. With the rest of it going to the US election. (Which means Don't Read The Comments.)

It pleases my black little heart no end that this debate can even happen.
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2008-10-23 09:49 pm
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An unreliable tour of the cinematic Bond canon

Inspired by British TV falling over itself to give free advertising to Quantum Of Solace, let's see how much sense I can make of the Bond series without reference to IMDB or Wikipedia.

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to CUT! )
craigoxbrow: (TWH)
2008-09-05 06:49 pm

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If the world is annihilated four days before the last session of The Watch House I shall be very put out.