Fair play. I can see how it could elicit that reaction.

I should see if someone else has done the hard work and written a drinking game for Torchwood...

Jack looks into camera, face in a botox induced rictus - take a shot
Gwen does her 'deer in the headlights' look - take a shot
Sex obsessed alien does something kinky - two shots
Unnecessary Dr Who reference to remind us it's a spinoff - swap bottles with person to your left

Etc